He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
he told me I talked like a deaf person
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
