You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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