the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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