if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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