If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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