so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
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