That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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