Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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