This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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