it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
