Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
