no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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