Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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