so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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