these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
her vagine was all disorganized.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
