You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
