There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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