He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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