i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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