You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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