Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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