Sponge bath it is.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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