We're like a lot better than the average bears
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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