in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
this will be a night to untag.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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