Having a random hookup so left but love u
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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