Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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