Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I wish you could order shots online.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I would fuck him just for his dog
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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