You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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