Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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