Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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