Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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