I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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