So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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