Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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