Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
it hurts more in the daytime
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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