I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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