Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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