maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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