i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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