i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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