Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
