brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
well, you know. whores of a feather.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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