it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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