Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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