I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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