i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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