You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
tell me about the fingering
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