another moral hangover. fuck.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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