Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
where does the pee come out of this thing
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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