I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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