Pregnant stripper...not hot.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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