just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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