my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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