what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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