New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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